Friday, April 25, 2008

Why Men Die First

Its been proven that men die earlier than women with women having an average 5 to 10 years more years than men.

They are many different reasons unproven or proven why men die earlier.
But if you ask me.

We Men Have No Choice.
Face The Fact Men Dies Earlier Than Women.Blahh.


Here are some examples that what men choose eventually wouldn't work too.
If you work too hard, there's never any time . If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing lazy bum.
If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive idiotic man.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If SHE asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're a vainpot. If you don't, you're slobbish.
If you buy her flowers , you're romantic. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

Why do men die first?

Because they want to.We don't have a choice.


Wait i take my words back, sometimes men deserve to die.
Here are a few reasons why.



Uneducated men putting the electrical cable on water.
They deserve an applause before dying.




We see this very often in Malaysia eyh?
But not with a smile on their faces.




Sometimes the opposite sex are the ones to blame
They tend to cause men to lose their awareness (and also their head)


We men LOVE action figures.
We try to be them. Just like him trying to be Superman.

I have to conclude that. Dear men. We earn it to die earlier.Ye and Amen. =D

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